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What Kind of Criminal Scum ARE YOU?LiveJournal Username1. What is your favorite weapon?A slightly ripened bananaA 9mm handgun with a homemade silencerMy keyboard... and proud of it!Do cars count as weapons?2. What is your favorite vehicle?Whichever one has the weakest locks.Ice Cream Truck... I like the music!The A-Team Van.Toyota Corolla, with optional power windows.3. Walmart or Burdines... CHOOSE!Walmart... I love the values!Burdines... because I'm stylish, man!Whichever one has the least security.Umm... I like them both. Their dumpsters are full of wonderful bargains.4. Your opinion of our legal system....I watch COPS every night and whack off.Why can't we shoot jaywalkers?Not having one would be nice.We know eachother quite well... they even have my picture on their site!5. How much does God like you?Jesus is my personal savior.I want to beat up the Almighty and blog about it.There is no God.The voices in my head have warned me not to answer this one.6. Preferred legal age of consent for...you know..18 years old, but only if they're cute.50 years old, and hopefully paraplegic.Age doesn't...err...matter... right? Heh heh... right?Sex is the devil's tool and should be abolished.7. Paper or Plastic, Sir/Ma'am?Paper. I want to save the Ozone layer.Plastic. I want to save the trees.Plastic for suffocating, and Paper for wrapping the body.I prefer to stuff my groceries in my pants and run really fast.8. Your boss just fired you. What now?He had a good reason. I shall apply for another job immediately!Umm... I hadn't heard that. I wonder why no one's seen him lately?I cannot hear you from the top of this belltower... and the rifle's cocked.Jobs are for pussies.This Fun Quiz created by Wharf Rat at BlogQuiz.NetLibra Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz
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